Every year, right about this time, us lucky drones employees get the chance to review our own performance over the year, just prior to getting our manager and some others (whose names you never get to know) take the piss, sorry, comment on your writings and opinions. Normally, everyone puts forward a few ideas about how they’ve been slightly better than they need to be, get that backed up by examples and some comments from others (so-called 360 degree review).
This year, I’ve gone for broke. Under the ‘supporting comments’ for the Overall category, I’ve quoted the words of that famous country song by Mac David (ISTR?)
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
When you’re perfect in every way
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
Cuz I get better lookin each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
But I’m doin’ the best that I can
Appraise that!