Thank Christ. 3 weeks away is a pain in the tits these days, for me and Jude.
I travelled over to sunny Utah to attend Brainshare 2004. As per usual, it was a mixed bag, with lots of good sessions, some not so good and some just awful. So bad you want to ask the presenter for the wasted hour of your life back. The best sessions seemed to be the ones where the Novell engineers dropped the scheduled slideware and just talked about real life problems and how to solve them.
I managed to get into a good old row with a republican about terrorism. Seemingly, nothing bad happened in the world prior to Sept. 11th - everything was cosy and peaceful and the IRA didn’t exist. I suppose I should have shut up early on, but the guy was so ignorant on the subject that he was begging for a slap. I should have walked away, but when my colleague started to commend Al Queda for the ingenuity of using planes to attack New York, he went into ‘I’m not listening’ mode which always riles me. Anyway, I told him what I thought of his attitude and we both stalked off.
Slat Lake City is a strange place. It took us until Wednesday to get to a decent bar where we could smoke. The Port O’ Call is the usual place that the Novell people go to during Brainshare. Thankfully, there were only a few rabid republicans there that wanted to thank anyone from the UK for the efforts in TWAT. Seeing as these were bikers, we didn’t argue with them.
After Brainshare, I went over to my hometown Dublin for a couple of weeks. The smoking ban had just come into force and it was a very weird experience to sit in a totally smoke free pub. Whereas you once had a bluey/grey fug in the air, now the only smells were coffee, farts and BO. I’m still undecided on the whole thing since I can see the point of it, but not to have even a little glass box to go into for a tab is a bit harsh. I hope it never gets implemented over here, or if it does that people show a bit more backbone…